What a nice day for a nice sharing..
This is a short conversation between me (ME) and one Turkish hacker (TH). I just wanted to share it with you. We started the conversation with the very simple questions, till I found that mostly hackers even don’t know themselves yet and it made me getting anger.
Anyway we were in my room after exploiting some Turkish Political Parties’ websites. :D
Hope you enjoy it..
1 am, Istanbul time...
ME : Are you watching TV?
TH : No, I’m watching my mind
ME : Are you listening to the radio?
TH : No, I’m listening my heart
ME : Are you driving a car?
TH : No, I’m driving my soul
ME : I see, now let me ask you about your favorites. Do you like to eat chicken?
TH : Sometimes, but I prefer to eat hacking Books
ME : Do you like swimming in the sea?
TH : Sometimes, but I prefer to swimming in the Operating System
ME : Do you like playing games?
TH : Sometimes, but I prefer to play with programming codes
ME : Well, now let me ask about your soulmate. Did you ever kiss your soulmate?
TH : Never, I just kiss my mom (motherboard)
ME : Did you ever huge your soulmate?
TH : Never, I just huge my keyboard
ME : Did you ever look at each other with your soulmate?
TH : Never, I just look at each other with my monitor
ME : Oh my God so strange. Now let me ask you about myself. Do you thing I am sexy?
TH : Can be, if your memory capacity more than 512 MB
ME : Do you think I’m interesting?
TH : Can be, if I can use you for testing three operating systems in the same time.
ME : Do you think I’m enjoyable?
TH : Can be, if it easy to use you for put a backdoor in another system.
ME : OK, my last question (I’m so desperate with the answer). If I can be like those things you expected, will you fall in love with me?
TH : Hmm…. I’m sorry (the TH was thinking for a while), I don’t think so so. I think I have fallen in love with myself.
ME : What!!! Get lost you hacker!!! (I am in anger)
TH : Hey come on, I’ve been lost since your first question.
ME : Oh yeach, now I’ve known that you’re Crazy.
TH : You’ll find that you even crazier than me, when you realize that you have been asked those questions to your own self.
ME : Oh really?? (I was starting to calm down). Ok now I’m starting to ask myself. Am I ME or TH?
Oh so dilemma…
I hope this short conversation could help you to find yourself, at least it might work with me.
Nb: Mudah2n gak kedatengan tamu diri sendiri, mudah2n gak pacaran sama diri sendiri kalo ternyata hackernya diri sendiri.