Kau mungkin bisa menutup mulutku, menghentikan aksiku, bahkan memenjarakan aku, tapi kau tidak akan pernah bisa menghentikan kekuatan IDE, karena 'FIKIRAN' ku dapat merubah DUNIA meski dibawah ancaman mu! (Bunga Mataharry)

Feb 19, 2011

Hacker Learns from WORDS

Oleh: Nofia Fitri




Belajar dari kata-kata untuk menjadi hacker sejati….




Menjadi hacker sejati tidak hanya dibutuhkan sebatas pengetahuan dan pengalaman diwilayah teknis. Selain kemauan dan kerjakeras seorang hacker juga harus memiliki idealisme dan ‘kebijaksanaan/bijak.’


Dalam novel populer Wizardry Compiled tentang Hacker’s Wisdom (Kebijaksanaan Hacker) yang ditulis Rick Cook sang hacker-jurnalis dimana ia percaya bahwa hacking adalah ilmu sihir "magic is real, unless declared integer." (Inget kan kalau Mitnick pun sering menyebut hal yang sama)


Berikut kutipan-kutipan keren dari novel tsb yang mungkin menarik dan berguna untuk ngebangun ‘jiwa hacker’ kalian:


Catatan: Dalam novel tersebut penulis lebih menyebut hacker sebagai programmer.




- Programmer's Axioms


• “You can always tell a good idea by the enemies it makes.”


• “Everything always takes twice as long and costs four times as much as you planned.


• “It's never the technical stuff that gets you in trouble. It's the personalities and the politics.”




- Programmer’s sayings


• “Those who can't do, teach.”


• “Living with a programmer is easy. All you need is the patience of a saint.”


• “Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe which strives to produce bigger idiots.”


• “So far, the Universe is winning.”


• “The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea.”


• “Whenever you use a jump, be sure of your destination address.”


• “Always secure your files. You never know who's lurking about.”


• “Never argue with a redhaired witch. It wastes your breath and only delays the inevitable.”


• “You never find out the whole story until after you've signed the contract.”


• “A jump gone awry is one of the hardest bugs to locate.”


• “Never give a sucker an even break. Especially not if he's a big mean sucker.”


• “Programming is like pinball. The reward for doing it is the opportunity of doing it again.”


• “At some time in the project you're going to have to break down and finally define the problem.”




- Computer’s Sayings


• “You can't do just one thing.”


• “Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.”


• “And sometimes the the real trick is telling the difference.”




Mudah-mudahan kalian bisa mengambil makna dari setiap axioma dan statement-statement diatas. Sebagai penutup ada ungkapan-ungkapan underground lain yang populer dikalangan hacker, misalnya “show me the codes” or “if you’re really a hacker, try to hack me!!!!!!!!!”


Remember!!!! “hacker solves the problem, not makes it worse.”

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